sproggenwagon

Any motor vehicle used by Parents to haul their bratty little shits in. Once applied to station wagons, but now exclusivley refers to minivans and SUVs.

That bitch in the sproggenwagon cut me off again!

by JonathanChance September 6, 2003

Sprockett

The friggin' coolest and best family ever. period. We're every where.

Man, I wish I were a Sprockett.

by Dan the Man (if you think you know me, you probably do) March 11, 2005

sproutarian

One who eats young 1 week green shoots (called 'micro-greens'), because it's believed that these green shoots are rich with bioavailable phyto-nutrient chemicals that has anti-ageing properties, prevent cancer, blah blah blah...

Sproutarians add 'microherbs' to their diet, like chickpea shoots.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

Sprockets growl

An expression of annoyance, anger, or disgust (often used when making light of the situation) in the form of a guttural "aaaaaaaargh,” derived from an episode of the Saturday Night Live sketch "Sprockets" (starring Mike Myers as Dieter, the eccentric German talk-show host) that contained the feature "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos." The introduction of this sub-sketch featured an old man saying its title and then doing the guttural vocalization while moving his false teeth.

Abbreviated as “{sg}” in electronic communication.

Spoken: "We've been here for 10 minutes and nobody's even taken our drink order yet!"

"Lack of service! Aaaaaaargh!

Typed: "I woke up at 6:30 to the sound of the lawnmower outside my window. {sg}"

by Chris Fagan May 2, 2005

sprobably

it is most likely/he or she is most likely

Let's call Buddy and make sure the party is still on. Sprobably happening!

by tiramisu22 September 26, 2008

sprooter

SPROOT, v. Also sprut. Used tr. and absol. To spout, eject in a gush, emit sparks; to spirt from the mouth, spit (Sh. 1908 Jak. (1928), Sh. 1971). Comb. sprootin braand, a torch made of a burning peat.
sprut

Wee jimmy talks pure shite the absolute sprooter

by Anomie January 31, 2017

Cole Sprouse

Bae

Person 1: Who's that?

Person 2: Oh it's just my yummy bae Cole Sprouse.

by hmu on snap @cuddlypanda2019 December 18, 2019