tuna spread

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.

Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.

It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.

by Ill Cyanide October 13, 2010

legs spread

When a girl (most of the time) spreads her legs for a big cock to go inside her tight moist pussy

"Yo last night I fucked Jessica as she was ready legs spread for me to go in."

by Cw.lover09 April 10, 2017

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Man Spread

When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.

feminist: Stahp man spreading you bigot!

by coleeco December 9, 2016

Psychedelic Spread

Taking psychedelic mushrooms and placing them on top, or mixing them in with Nutella for consumption.

Hey man, Jerry just downed four spoonfuls of psychedelic spread, he's gonna trip all night!

by DADAMaster July 20, 2010

Nutty Spread

New Zealand Slang.

Meaning Idiot or stupid person
'Nutty as a fruitcake'

Jakob, Stop doing that! You nutty spread!

by bobby_mcgee June 6, 2018

Diaper Spread

Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.

My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.

I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.

I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020