ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

splade

A penis that can be any size but it is pointed at the end making a kind of knife shape...

Jackson has a splade!

by Gage Cameron February 8, 2007

spreader

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.

Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!

by Justinian the great January 2, 2009

Spadeologist

One that does not give respect when playing SPADES. To dominate, disrespect, and devour your opponent

SunKisstGem claims to be a Spadeologist, but that remains to be seen.

by Wayne Hightower July 4, 2007

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018

sprayer

A kid which was retarded and had sexual intercourse with his siblings (sister).

He mostly performed sexual acts upon his sister while attempting to suck (OneTwoThree's) cock.

Known for his incest, and silly acts he's made it to the top of the retards chain!

Oh, look that's a sprayer.

by x2Fusion January 13, 2008

sprayed ass

the passive verb for farting repetitively

human1 "i just sprayed ass back there"
human2 "yeah it was FANTASTIC!"

by lastassassin January 6, 2011