speeps

A fat cat who I adore. Has no life and loves to sleep and eat. Blub.

"Whoa. Speeps gained 25 more pounds."

by Sophie Travolta March 15, 2005

spewn

The past tense of spew, normally used in a sexual context.

His cum was spewn all over her breasticles.

by WhippedCreamVamp August 20, 2006

spewy nelson

To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.

"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."

by Diego August 30, 2003

spew lane

The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.

"When I couldn't get to the spew lane in time, he barfed all over the backseat of my dad's car."

by D. Gould January 22, 2006

SPEWLUNKER

Someone who vomits in a cave.

I didn't know Al was a spewlunker until we visited Carlsbad Caverns!

by Charles G. June 14, 2007

snewping

the act of pleasing yourself vigorously until you cannot walk

"You look like you've just been snewping all day, dude. What the hell!"

by Hayesman October 29, 2008

SPWPOOOS

Sexual Perversion With People Of One's Own Sex. Put simply, the act of engaging in sexually perverted acts with people who have the same chromosomes as one.

Jack: "I'm feeling so gay today."
Jill: "Gay as in happy, or gay as in spwpooos?"

by Common Sense isn't common September 29, 2009