Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

Spendship

A situation where you are stuck shopping with a "friend" who only likes you for your money.

I thought it would be a fun trip to the mall, but my day with Jane ended up becoming a spendship.

by peajay97 October 27, 2010

spensahed

Technical slang for misuse of IT equipment and resources

That server/PC/network is so busy being spensahed it can't do its real job.

by Chuff December 18, 2003

spendooglerific

fantastically, amazingly, wonderfully well.

Johnny: How are you today, Jean?
Jean: Well Johnny, i'm Spendooglerific.

by Kitteh Kat November 29, 2007

spendurance

An amount of money large enough to sustain one’s activities and needs for a specified timeframe.

My income and bank accounts need to have increased spendurance if I’m going to be able to go to school and survive next year.

by jayteeminton December 15, 2008

spendaties

When you have money that you want to spend, but don't really care what you spend it on.

Oh man, I've just been paid and I've got a real bad case of the spendaties!

by horrain April 16, 2011

spendy rv lineston

another more truthful name for williston,nd.why you ask? everything is expensive,there are rv's everywhere that has a parking space! and there long lines for everything!!There are no women here,except the married and under age. What the fuck over?

(williston nd should have been named spendy rv lineston.)

by buddhathehun January 16, 2012