vanilla swagger

Putting vanilla whipped cream in a girls ass then getting a horse lick it out.

I really want a vanilla swagger right now

by Cumshotwilly October 30, 2010

Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.

1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."

by scuba329 September 10, 2011

Swagger Jagger

The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.

Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger

by Skittles_Whore July 22, 2011

shagger

noun- a seducer of young, vulnerable women

Jude: He's a shagger.
Lucy: A what?
Jude: A shagger... a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women.

by judeacrosstheuniverse August 1, 2011

Ex-Shagger

Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.

"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"

"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"

by Calstar-Oil January 7, 2010

Swagger Dragon

(n) - one that exhibits an amount of swagger comparable to a giant flying fire breathing reptile.

If he was mashing that hard, he must be a swagger dragon.

by wamsquatch January 15, 2011

sheep shagger

a virgin farmer who can only get sex from his sheep and even when he does he has to put their back legs in his wellies

to have sex with a sheep

by totalguy January 8, 2004