mr spakroyd

a large british man who enjoys slapping old ladies with a fish

Mr Spakroyd catches woman with his bait

by erfhvdhdvf6373 June 15, 2023

Ass sparrow goose

Preetty sure its a vegetable

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose”

by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025

The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

Shane M Sparrow

Better than awesome . Kryptonian, Breathtaking, Prodigious, Phenominal, Badass, Legendary

Batman channelled his inner Shane M Sparrow and saved the days

by Wesleepipes June 12, 2018

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .

Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .

by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021