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small dick energy

When a man goes out of his way to assert his superiority by trash talking anyone sees as a threat. Typically, everyone is seen as a threat to this weak minded, insecure, pathetic person. One can only draw the conclusion that the insecurity comes from having a teeny tiny dick.

Most likely has no idea that everyone around him sees him as a joke, believes nothing he says, and couldn’t care less about his opinion.
Wow, he really needs to tone down that small dick energy before someone hurts his feelings.

Don’t worry, his attitude has nothing to do with you, it’s his small dick energy.
by Mustsucktobeyou November 27, 2020
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small booty

a girl with an extremely small glutious maximus
damn, stephanie got a small booty
by andy November 17, 2003
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small hands

Small hands, are quite efficient in giving handjobs, or other pleasurable activities.
"Why'd you jizz so quick man?"
"I couldn't help it! those small hands get me everytime!
by mtown yoh. ;) June 27, 2009
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somali girls

The Most beautiful and Exotic women in the world.....Often mistaken for a mixture of Brazilian, Dominican and Puerto Rican...... Somalians have Soft curly/wavy hair....... straight nose..... curvy hips and distinctive features........ Caramel complexion and some are very fair skinned....... Their main feature is long necks and large rear ends.......They usually are educated in the health and engineer sector of studies.....very family oriented and practise a very civilized cultural values.
Someday I want to retire in Africa and marry somali girls
by Speck_20 September 1, 2010
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small dick syndrome

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
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shmallee

A very cute small white fluffy dog. Looks traumatized frequently, humps inanimate objects resembling Barney, reminds one of a feather duster, is a cookie fiend, likes Metro Station.
Laura: SHMALLEEEEE!!!
Phillip: Oh.
by Owner of Shmallee June 16, 2008
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small fry's chewy pops

"I went to a waterpark 2 days ago, and this mexican's speedo was too flimsy, so everyone saw the small fry's chewy pops
by FlapMaster August 13, 2008
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