Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

Snowman

Snowman

Snowman a Angry Short Blind plumber with a Micro Penis

by Angryplumber June 15, 2022

Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Snowman

Derogatory slur for gay white men that can’t handle the sun

Fuck you, you snowman

by Peperjck May 31, 2025

Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.

“Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman”
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”

by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025

Snowmanable

When you can compact snow, and make it into a snowman.

The snow is snowmanable.

by rabidmutt December 25, 2010