Sharpie in the pooper!

A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.

Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.

by maxatron July 30, 2009

sharpley

Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something

did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley

that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley

by scourer September 9, 2011

Sharpton's Law

Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.

"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".

by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009

snarpen

To sharpen your snife. (Snail knife)

Take me to snurch I’ll worship like a snog at the snrine of your lies

I’ll tell you my snins and you can snarpen your snife

by Look at me my name is original September 12, 2020

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

sharph

A state of inebriation in which a bowl movement occurs simultaneously while vomiting.

"dude, omg, he was so drunk, he sharphed all over the place"

by rabbit03 August 2, 2009

sarpology

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010