Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Sexed Face

A girls face after having relations.
Includes:
Runny Eyeliner
Messy Hair sometimes greasy
Red Lips
Smeared Lipstick
and on occasion a few white spots

"Wow Sally where have you been?"

"Out... why?"

"You have a sexed face."

by astronautpen January 21, 2008

Kwame-Sized It!

To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.

I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!

by BrendaB October 4, 2008

five-five-sixer

1. (n.) A weapon (generally an assault rifle) chambered in 5.56 NATO caliber.
2. (adj.) of or in 5.56 NATO caliber.

1. "I count three hostiles: two AK's and a five-five-sixer, over."
2. The new five-five-sixer HE round was especially effective against lightly-armored vehicles and personnel.

by Kirk0007 July 27, 2010

sexed up

Refers to a girl who has taken significant steps to make herself look way sexier than usual .For example, you would describe a girl's feet as being 'sexed-up' if she got a pedicure, had them paint her toes bright red, put on an anklet & toe rings, and put perfume on her feet. She's definitely sexed up; ready for sex! (or one hell of a good footjob)!

Damn, dude, Paige is really 'sexed up' tonight. Her toes are painted bright red, she's put on an anklet & matching toe rings on each of her middle toes, and applied perfume to the bottoms of her bare feet. She's definitely planning on fucking someone real good tonight!

by ken208 October 22, 2015

3 sided vagina

A triangle shaped vagina that is every man's dream.

That's quite the snatch you have there. Of course it is... it's because it's a 3 sided vagina.

by Jen Lovin April 3, 2010

sexed

having been thoroughly sexually pleasured.

"I would have to say I am thoroughly sexed after last night"

by wypadek February 7, 2009