Simon

A hard man with a good heart. Aways being to harsh but lovely at the same time.

Anonymous: "Why are you crying Simon?"
Simon: "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye"

by IDK1907 September 23, 2012

Gene Simmons

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while she is on her back, you stealthily take an extra long lick without her prior knowledge and to her surprise lick her butthole.

He went down on me last night and gave me a Gene Simmons. It felt pretty good.

by InventedByKP June 15, 2012

simin cooper

simin cooper uses here kettle to smite her enemys and is the godess of kettles.

omg i hate simin cooper *smack* omg i have just been smited by her kettle

by wor simin January 13, 2009

Simon

Meaning 1: The word used to describe someone who is extremely awesome.
Meaning 2: The title of someone who's importance is greater than the king.

1. Mick Jagger is so Simon.
2. The Simon of England would like to see you sir.

by Anonymous Pukeko November 3, 2014

Simon Whistler

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

richard simmons

the act of being gay.

bob saget is quite richard simmons.

by Kris F. August 9, 2005

simmonesque

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008