Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.

Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!

by 69oface420 January 25, 2016

Shizz

When you fart and a little bit of jizz comes out.

Jaron farted while having an erection and shizzed himself.

by Pbrizzle January 27, 2017

Shizz

A midway between shit and jizz, or a 1:1 mixture of both of them (usually consumed with 500 ml of each blended for 1 minute).

What are you getting for breakfast? Oh, just some omelette with shizz to go with it.

by SpankBoySamaritan December 31, 2016

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy May 7, 2018

sauzze

Spanish trap singer and way of life

if you get tha sauzze you have tha plug

by sauzze May 24, 2018

sauzze

lifestyle and spanish singer

if you have tha sauzze you get tha plug

by sauzze May 24, 2018

SHEZZ ARMOUR

SHERIDAN ARMOUR * sings in Alexander Hamilton tune* tries to be humble but she knows she can fucking sing. SHE IS ONE DUMB whore. wishes she was the fifteen year old Elle woods. can be one moody cow when she has her period. she makes constant musical references and its lowkey annoying. she is a petit lil bean and is becomes 50x more sensitive when she is drunk.she is a big mood and is a messy bitch. she is so needy and loves spooning. likes to forget that boys think shes hot and tries to stay humble by denying it lol:} she loves male attention but will NEVEER admit to it. has fucked up dreams that confuse everyone. she is a bad listener, has a short attention span and likes to doze in and out of conversations, Sheridan you need that fixed. she is very sexist and skrts away from confrontation. she would be a great mother but her wains would have some serious issues.

"OMG CHLO your so fucking dumb, your turning into SHEZZ ARMOUR"

"whoa cathy im sorry i will try to remember next time"
" its okay dont be sensitive about it or you will turn into her!"
" haha lol i would never!!"

by Peekaboo2$rawr December 6, 2018