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Shlop

When a person takes a bite of food and then takes a drink of fluids to help mush it up into a 'shlop' before swallowing.
John takes a bite of his burger and then stuffs a couple of chips in his mouth and then drinks his coke. With it all in his mouth he resumes chewing then swollows.
Davy comments "like a bit of Shlop do we?"
by GelXsurf April 3, 2013
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scoop

to get an exclusive on a story, or to publish a story before another source has had an opportunity to do so. Usually used in the newspaper business
JJ was able to scoop the competition on Spiderman's expolits because Peter Parker always had photos.
by pebbles03 July 29, 2006
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Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).
Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that
by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009
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boob scoop

common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.
"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"
by Danoise July 1, 2009
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What's the scoop?

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*
by VineGuy26 December 1, 2018
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Shlop

The physical form of sexual intercourse/oral sex. The origin of the word derives from the sound sex makes, or "shlop."
"Dude, I fuckin' shlopped two beeshes last night. It was insane."

"I was so smacked last night, I didn't even know I was shlopping this beesh."

Walt Wittman beeshes love the shlop
by Willfurcat February 6, 2008
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scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.
Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.
by Alyssa and Emily December 3, 2007
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