Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

shampert

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isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior

by shamperter October 14, 2017

shamapleleaf

Canadian's who have brought shame to the their nation.

Wow, Justine Bieber was total shamapleleaf when he was photographed peeing on the photo of Bill Clinton.

by shamapleleafforever November 29, 2017

Shampeat

Unlike a threepeat, this is when your team is so bad it consistently loses year after year named after the Northeastern Shamrocks, pro hockey team.

Bro, our team is about to pull a shampeat for the next few years

by Shampeater October 2, 2019

Shampeeing

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.

Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”

by taxevasion July 18, 2020

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021