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scratch your ass

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...
by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015
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Super Secret Alec Baldwin Juice

No one really knows, because it is super secret.
dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!
by word=word March 29, 2010
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Nerdy little secret

its like 'dirty little secret' but for nerdy things
Jose: Did you watch naruto last night?

John: Yeah, it was so cool

Bill: John you watch anime?

John: yeah but don't tell anyone, it's my nerdy little secret
by gmeister91 October 5, 2009
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Scratty

An object or person with a scruffy, dishevelled, unkempt or cheap appearance. Tatty trainers and unwashed clothes complimented by greasy hair that hasn't been taken to a barber for a good few months, let alone seen shampoo would constitute a 'scratty' appearance. A cheap brand of clothes with little style could be described as 'scratty'. A tacky town or city could be branded 'scratty'.
1: "Have you seen Dave's new car?"
2: "The B reg metro?"
1: "Yeah."
2: "Yeah, it's scratty."

1: "Dude, scratty Anne has a new hair do, have you seen it?"
2: "Yeah, looks like she cut it herself."

1: "All those drugs have made Pete Doherty look really scratty."
2: "Agreed."

1: "I went to bradford to see some friends over Easter."
2: "What was it like?"
1: "To tell the truth, it was downright scratty."
by Pengers December 28, 2005
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victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
by naknumm February 1, 2008
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Tis but a scratch

When you get stabbed almost killed or ur about to die from a fatal injury
*Shoots me 7 and a half times in the colon* tis but a scratch
by Ricardo Bliss69 May 28, 2020
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Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
by Gearls December 24, 2008
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