dick over his shoulder

You proved it. You were right. Now you get to gloat over that shit, everyone knows and can see it.

Damon's girl is the hottest, she stepped out of her car and now he waking around with his dick over his shoulder.

by bt3101 December 20, 2020

brick on shoulders

Someone who is an idiot. Their head is a brick and therefore it is on shoulders.

“I thought he was smart…” “Nah bro I’ve been told that man’s a total brick on shoulders”

by Dayron Arias May 23, 2021

head and shoulders

a shampoo that has a light blue color to it, designed to eliminate dandruff

my grandfather\'s old ass head needs some head and shoulders

by chili dog April 26, 2005

shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.

This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.

by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006

Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.

Shoulder Surfing........ 'Nuff said

by abnormallylargedick February 1, 2013

shoulderdance

A Shoulderdance is when one begins to physically respond to a musical beat with a dancing or rolling shoulder. A Shoulderdance is often seductive and facilitated by inebriation.

She's feelin' fine, she's already doing a little shoulerdance.

It only takes one drink and there goes her shoulderdance.

by Jadedcreative June 11, 2018

selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014