Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.

“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze”

“What’s a schmoozer”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

schmoogie

Promotional item, with company logo and contact info, given to promote a company name. Items usually include clothing, hats, pens, office supplies, magnets, etc.

The salesmen were giving out schmoogies to the customers to advertise our name in their office. Putting our name on the schmoogies makes them remember us more than the competition.

by kardiak October 24, 2008

schmoop

To give blowjobs to random people in bars and on the street.

My friends and I had a schmoop party downtown last week.

by brcu May 28, 2010

schmoo

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

by petros May 18, 2003

Schmoo

Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.

A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.

His Schmoo was really pronounced!

by The Machine Wizard January 6, 2011

Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.

He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.

by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017

schmoot

The coolest person in the room!

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

by Schmoot66 June 30, 2008