neck scarf

(1) awful indie trend
involves wearing neck scarves* around the neck

*more commonly known as tablecloths

1. i see kellie's wearing a neck scarf today
she's becoming more indie everyday

by kritten April 11, 2008

Scaff

A Scaff is an ugly cunt that can't get any mates, other than his (or her) own scaffy pals. Scaffs are easy to spot, they will undoubtedly have dirty knees, yellow teeth and be surrounded by a cloud of smoke.

1. ''That scaff Liam Kell needs to get himself a fucking bath''

by J+B April 4, 2003

socialist scarf

A rag worn by the all-knowing members of ISO (International Socialist Organization) usually red checker-type pattern, sometimes black. It's actually called a keffiyeh but who the fuck cares what it's called? You look like a badass rebel!!!

Ken: Yo Pete, what is that thing strangling you?
Pete: Oh that? It's my new socialist scarf!
Ken" Gee Pete! I didn't realize you were cool enough to be apart of such a beautiful and meaningful display of personal beliefs!
Passerbyer:WTF mates?

by orvilleredenbacher April 11, 2009

Scarffle

The gurgle sound in the esophogus before air expells from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp.

Did you hear that? I scarffled..

by Peanutbrittlefart August 14, 2010

poop scarfer

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

doggy scarf

a scarf put on a doggy,

"dude look at the dog, i put a scarf on him .... now he has a doggy scarf"

doesnt he look cute

by kregg December 25, 2004

Scaffy

Something which is unpleasant to look at or which is falling apart.

1) That jumper is getting a bit scaffy, better not ear it for a job interview.

2) Your bathroom is right scaffy by the way, better clean it soon.

by minichessemouse March 22, 2010