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Fuck scab

(n.) A real Class-A asshole. A supreme fucking dick-lick whom you wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire.
Hey, have you heard from Robert?

Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.
by mhibma October 1, 2005
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Scab

What appears when a wound has closed up.
Don't pick your scabs or an ugly scar will appear on your skin.
by AYB March 10, 2003
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Jerk Scab

Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.
While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?

I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.

My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
by RSJP January 3, 2007
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scabby kabby

Dry humpiong a girl for so long with your jeans on for so long that your guy gets raw and bleeds in the following week it begins to scab over.
Dan humped Erin so hard he got a scabby kabby.
by bobby t April 23, 2005
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Scabeater

One who picks pimple scabs from their face and eats them.
Man I saw was watching Brucie in Anthropology the other day ... never knew that guy was a scabeater!
by Maguin and Maguire September 26, 2005
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scab lifter

Australian Army
Mbr of RAAMC
Army Medic
Also referred to as "scabbers"
Term of affection
"Shit,I think I've got crabs."
"Well, you better go see the scab lifter, mate"
by Greendog December 24, 2006
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pick the scab

to ditch an unwanted group member

to express the desire to be rid of a member of a group.
yo, jon's fuckin' annoying. Let's pick the scab.
by Deeeee November 1, 2006
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