the swan

A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.

There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.

by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004

odd swan

A non conformist.

She decided to travel when it wasn't here time to do so. Her behavior was that of an odd swan.

by El_amante August 10, 2017

Will Swan

The guitarist and primary songwriter of the Sacramento-based Post-Hardcore band Dance Gavin Dance. He is known for utilizing funky and pop-inspired riffs into his technical, math-rock style of guitar playing, coined "Swancore." He is also the CEO of his own label, Blue Swan Records. Many consider him to be a very influential figure in the Post Hardcore scene both in California and elsewhere, having influenced countless bands and guitarists that emulate his style.

Person #1: Who is the guitarist in this awesome band?

Person #2: That's Will Swan. Probably one of the best guitarists in Post-Hardcore.

by Hearshotkid_2113 February 12, 2019

charlie swan

Charile Swan Bella Swan's father in the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. He got divorced from his wife, well ex-wife now, Renee, when Bella was little. He is the police chief in the small town of Forks, WA. He is very into watching sports and he cares very much for his daughter Bella. Charlie comes to like and trust Edward Cullen, Bella's vampire boyfriend, until James, a vampire who drinks the blood of humans unlike the Cullens, is hunting Bella. Edward makes Bella leave Forks and she goes to Phoenix with Alice and Jasper. To get Charlie to let her leave Forks, Bella runs into the house after being with the Cullens all night, screaming and crying that she broke up with Edward and she can't stay in Forks any longer. She can't make any more roots there and make the same stupid mistake her mother did. Charlie doesn't care much for Edward anymore thinking that if Bella never met him, she would have never left Forks in the first place. Though Charlie never figures out that the Cullens are vampires.

"Wow! He's a police man and he loves watching sports? That is so Charlie Swan!"

by la la la it's Bella June 13, 2008

No-Drama-Swan

When the drama and bullshit gets to a ridiculous level and it has to end, you have the right to invoke the No Drama Swan.

I don't wanna deal with this. I'm invoking the No-Drama-Swan, please leave me alone.

by spartacusthegod May 11, 2011

Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

black swan

(v)-To self-sabotage oneself when faced with high-stake, high-stress situations.

I black swanned myself before the exam on Tuesday by going out and getting drunk with all of my friends.

by WNKT March 5, 2011