star jones

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.

I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.

by K40 January 13, 2004

star craft

A common misspelling of starcraft.

There is no space in starcraft. Star craft is incorrect.

by m2pt5 January 24, 2003

Star Jones

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.

"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."

by Ayi Delisi April 21, 2004

star shine

a name a guy would call a girl when he's madly in love with her.

hey star shine! i love you

by william g huntington III March 28, 2005

star wars geek

Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.

I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.

by ddt July 6, 2005

Star Test

Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring

Californian1: Man we gotta take the star test next week

Californian2: F**k srsly!!!??? Ahhhahahah

Random Smart Ass: Well its better than running miles or math finals!!

Mr. Smart Ass gets beat up da bay way by the entire hood

by bayfish May 6, 2008

Star Wars Challenge

A marathon where all six episodes of Star Wars are watched in order (1,2,3...6) within a 24 hour period. The rules can vary, but they usually include not sleeping during the marathon and not taking a break longer than about 30 minutes between movies (in order to procure more food). A true test of one's nerdiness...and tolerance of awkward/stilted dialog.

"For Star Wars Day I attempted the Star Wars Challenge."
"How'd you do?"
"I got about halfway through Empire Strikes Back."
"Not bad...not bad. I've managed to complete the challenge before, but it was rough."

by China_Palace May 25, 2009