SMURFING

Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)

The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.

SMURFING by Alex the Bankster March 24, 2004

ginger-smurf 

a really short person with reddish hair

"Samantha is the shortest person ever and should go back to living in that mushroom that she calls a home like the smurfs but she is not blue, she has red hair, damn ginger-smurfs.

ginger-smurf by LaSala July 20, 2009

Papa Smurf 

A wise and noble figure who sets very high standards.

Papa Smurf is very disappointed in Ted Shaw for being such a pussy

Papa Smurf by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011

smurf

Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

smurf by Anonymous April 5, 2003

evil smurf 

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.

Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!

evil smurf by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005

smurf

Little blue people from a cartoon series.

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel captured Smurfette!

smurf by louis October 22, 2001

Un-smurfy 

Origin: The Smurfs - happy, joyful little blue creatures.

1. When the notion in question is the opposite of happy and joyful.

2. When something isn't quite right.

Example 1:

Person 1: <acting like a retard>
Person 2: Dude, you're acting so un-smurfy.

Example 2:

Person: Did you see that car wrapped around the telephone pole? How un-smurfy!

Un-smurfy by Canadavey July 30, 2008