Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.

Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"

by fetishlover June 6, 2014

duct seal

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.

Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!

by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018

Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021

Golden Seal

A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.

1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004

clubbin baby seals

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere

"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."

by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009

insert a seal team

The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.

Hold on, I need to insert a seal team

by Nacho71 January 19, 2017