Clack Slack

It's when you get a woman's placenta, stick your fist in it and start snapping your fingers.

My drunk ass last night admitted to Kate that I clack slack while she was in the recovery room last month. She was NOT happy.

by Trans_Emo_Boy October 23, 2025

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Slacked

When you bust in a woman (or man because that’s cool too) without a condom

“Didi you pull out?” “Sorry, babe, you just got slacked”

by Bantam Fermi March 16, 2024

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Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

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Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

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The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

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