shweat

It's the combinatino of shit and sweat that happens the day after eating mexican food and then a full workout in humid conditions.

My ass was shweaty after the bean burritos and that marathon thru miami.

by Ricosuave July 29, 2005

shweat

sweet or awesome, tite... should be pronounced SHWEAAAAAYYYYYYT with the E and A high pitched, or SHAAWEEET

damn, that bitch badunkadunk SHAWEET!

by myerhead May 19, 2004

Shmeet

Anything and everything you've every wanted something to be

I can't wait to rub it all over my shmeet

by shmeetrogers September 14, 2017

the fetsko shmetsko

the art of tonguing a yeast infected vagina while receiving a bilbo bagginsfrom an Ecuadorian chimpanzee named Hector.

Marrrk delivered the dopest fetsko shmetsko to Veronica last night.

by Borton February 2, 2004

sheath

Condom

I sheathed my sword to have safe sex.

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

Sheath

Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet

Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further?

Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?

Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?

Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.

by Tom Wilson May 15, 2008

Shmeaty

Pretty damn fineeee

Damn bae, you lookin pretty damn shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018