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Robert

A dumb substance who is very funny though is bad at all video games (including rocket league) and is the one and only shrekster but fails in November... but all the ladies love him
Robert is fighting men
by Gresham men November 16, 2019
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Ew Robert is so sus
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Robert is a fat fuck, who`s lazy af and like girls but can`t keep a relation ship going for some reason.
Man, u so fucking lazy, u like Robert bruv.
by YesIamThatFatCunt April 15, 2020
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A Robert is the ultimate babe
"Damnnnnnn he's a Robert!"
by Babii October 17, 2013
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Robert is a sweet and caring person. He is very shy around people and often can be a joker. He is good in bed and has a very large wang. His friends might be of the mean side of people but it is all in good fun. Robert knows how to treat a girl right and he is very strong. he likes to put himself down alot not trying to do anything and is very lazy. All in all Robert is a good person and a good friend
I am in love with Robert!!
by countrydarlin September 10, 2013
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drives a big truck. pulls titties for a living. likes skanks & scum of the earth. has an awesome sister. is the future of nascar (missing teeth & all). constantly gets yelled at by father for nothing. always COMPLAINS and Bitches!!! perfectionist even tho hes no where near perfect. Is a good guy but maybe he hasnt realized it yet (or too stupid to figure it out) Friends wish he'd open his eyes. needs to get over himself. No matter what he is still loved by all. :)
It's all about the Robert.

That guy is such a Robert.
Ew are u with that dirtball? your such a robert.
by vivian1234 June 7, 2011
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An ugly person with a small veiny uncircumcised penis also known as a volcano whimp.
Damn that Robert was disgusting last night it smelt and it was leaking cum. I never want to see another Robert in my life.
by DrewPeacock2486yeetdabPokiThic November 23, 2018
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