your retarded

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.

Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.

by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

Retardication

2 or more stupid people having intercourse

That was some serious retardication when Keanu Reeves was doing Paula Abdul back in the 80s.

by Da Man with a Plan December 13, 2007

Retardist

The art of being a retard.

This client should win the retardist of the year award.

by Nicoole February 25, 2015

Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

Retardia

The emotion or action (depending on circumstance) of feeling or being retarded.

The feeling of retardia engulfs me as I constantly let my partner down in fire boy and water girl.

by Anton Peace-spikey September 12, 2018

Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid

Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020

Retardisimo

Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Dedicated to ThetaGang r/wallstreetbets

Yeah dude that "retardismo" Thetagang took a loan for 30k turned it into 101k, lost it all, and is reapplied for a 30k loan at age 18.

Retardisimo- Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

by Kalinux9 April 15, 2020