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Reddit

The black hole of the internet. The place where ultra "introverted" slash social rejects coalesce to make stupid offhand comments and in general, waste their life. The members of this site live in their parents basement, and are nursing a weed addiction because they never got picked in gym class. They do nothing productive, and yet, possess a shocking amount of entitlement. They believe the world is a liberal arts college campus and they can live in a "safe space".

These people are too busy figuring out made up mental illnesses such as what gender they "identify" as to ever make a meaningful impact on society.
Hey man do you want to hang out with that dude? Nah he goes on Reddit. I'm gonna keep my distance.
by AlanSmithy1 February 2, 2024
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Where the extreme left of the United States hangs out.
Reddit is horrible.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024
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on this shitty ass 50% american site, there are lots of people (well, obviously, duh) but there are only two main types of people.

1 the basement dwellers

those fuckers who don't have a social life and still live with their parents at 47 years old and the only things they do all they are wasting oxygen and post dumb shit on reddit. the only things they ever achieved in life are the reddit achievements.
These people are the most unpleasant people you will meet on this site. They love to spend 24/7 writing 464363 letters long messages to express their stupid and idiotic opinion absolutely no one asked for .

2. The people trolling
These people are actually the only ones i can stand on that hellhole called Reddit. Their posts are so dumb it's actually hilarious. I wish I had their sense of humor. But even though the reddit trolls might be funny, no one beats the yahoo answers trolls (i miss that website so fucking much)
basement dweller: you're literally so ignorant and wrong because... *writes so long message that I'll end up finishing reading it in 2079*

me: i hate reddit

troll: AITA for blowing my shit while lookin' at my girlfriend's grandma's Facebook profile?

me: nvm i love reddit
by Hi i guess ..... September 11, 2024
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An echo-chamber for liberals, atheists and people who can't get laid.
Dude1: I just installed Reddit on my phone, is it any good?
Dude2 : uninstall that crappy app, it's a brain cancer.
by Chromeuser November 12, 2024
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A website for incel neckbeards and toxic feminists and others who think they're better than everyone. These people claim they're not social media but that's literally what they are.

They're people who think child abuse is funny, scared of boobs and normal female anatomy, and HATE having a different opinion.

Men who are incels and scared of boobs and Women who live for tearing other women down and seeking approval from men.

They are a hivemind who hates you if you have a different opinion on something and will go out of their way to defend something, EVEN if it's wrong.

You are not allowed to talk about anything on there because people will assume things about you.

If you want to vent about your trauma and you're posting a cry for help, people will downvote you, ignore you, and push you into spiraling down further.

If you're emotionally sensitive, have Unpopular opinions or are neutral/uneducated on real world issues like politics, this website is not for you because people can be vicious on there.
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by WhydoievenexistFML November 19, 2024
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The website were you can post just about anything and everything and get bullied for the fun of it while having no job or wife
Guy:Hey man are you or reddit
Redditor:Yeah I am really depressed
Guy:Well that explains it
by anonymous July 7, 2024
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As an adjective, being "Reddit" means that a person believes they are smarter or more cultured than others, despite the fact their beliefs and cultured ideas are mostly circlejerked and require low media literacy to understand.
Person 1: I think Idiocracy is becoming a documentary every passing day.
Person 2: That's such a Reddit take.
by Chelan2077 January 11, 2025
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