Cunt Punt
Cunt Punt by simon starr December 2, 2009
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when the guy gets a blowjob from a girl hanging upside down and then when hes about to come pulls out and comes on her face only to kick her in the chest so she goes flying in the air.
monkey punt by nutterbob November 4, 2007
And... PUNT!
1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.
1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!
And... PUNT! by Blacksberry September 17, 2007
Cunt Punt
1. A female version of the word cock block. When a female tries to prevent you from having a relationship or relations with another person.
2. When a female enters an area dressed provocativly and attemps either to draw attention from you on purpose or to draw attention to her self simply for the sake of drawing attention to herself.
3. A woman who will sleep with your man or woman, knowing that they are in a relationship with you
2. When a female enters an area dressed provocativly and attemps either to draw attention from you on purpose or to draw attention to her self simply for the sake of drawing attention to herself.
3. A woman who will sleep with your man or woman, knowing that they are in a relationship with you
Terry: "This cunt punting ass whore telling everybody, I got a man at home.
Wendy: "Why she do that?"
Terry: "So I can't talk to Rob. You know he make six figures girl!"
Sharel: Look at this hoe with her titties all out. She done cunt punt the whole club and all the dudes lookin at her ass
Jerry Springer: "Why are you here today"
Lahquandauneeshah: "Jerry, I'm here to beat this cunt puntin' whore ass. She slept with my baby father and she know we got 12 kids toghether. He had me pregnant when I was 13 Jerry!!!!!"
Wendy: "Why she do that?"
Terry: "So I can't talk to Rob. You know he make six figures girl!"
Sharel: Look at this hoe with her titties all out. She done cunt punt the whole club and all the dudes lookin at her ass
Jerry Springer: "Why are you here today"
Lahquandauneeshah: "Jerry, I'm here to beat this cunt puntin' whore ass. She slept with my baby father and she know we got 12 kids toghether. He had me pregnant when I was 13 Jerry!!!!!"