pukkake

A Japanese Art form where participants bury a male/female in sand, and proceeds to poo on their face. Groups must be larger than 3 people. This is a form of sexual humilation.

Im gonna go pukkake on yo ass!

by Jadams1987 May 8, 2005

puke

Extremely annoying

He was such a puke last night

by luke2man July 16, 2014

puked

When something is dirty or broken.

Dude, my laptop always has problems. It's so puked.

by lurpy101 April 28, 2011

Puke Sauce

Simple. Sauce that looks like vomit. Often tastes like it, too. Usually given to you at Olive Garden. Your friends dare you to lick it. You do, and it tastes like barf mixed with a bit of your mom. Then when you come home, it turns out you have diarrhea. From the sauce or the food with the sauce, who knows?! You use all the wipes and go to bed right after that, afraid that diarrhea will happen again.

Girlie Girl 1: OMG! They gave me this thing that looks like puke OMG OMG OMG.
Girlie Girl 2: EW OMG DATS PUKE SAUCE

Guy 1: John, look at this shit!
Guy 2: Wow, dude. Thats totally puke sauce.

by BrianIsTheMan October 16, 2007

puke on a butt

a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.

You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.

by TinaTwice May 14, 2008

puke and juke

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.

Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"

by Bastille III January 15, 2009

admin puke

A person in the Army who has spent their career behind a desk. They will duck and dodge deployments at all costs. They do not care about anyone else but themselves. Most of the time are found in Recruiting Command, but may be found elsewhere.

Those 79R admin pukes don't have a clue on anything in the Army.

by Jesus B. Black August 19, 2010