Puddle slut

A slut standing in a puddle, and/or likes to stand in puddles.

“I’m a total puddle slut”

“Jeez Christina you’re soaked, you’re such a puddle slut”

Puddle slut by Emaliciouzzzzz October 21, 2025

Puddle Stomper

A slur that is said when somebody particular of Asian descent is being obnoxious, rude, needy, or a punk.

Leave it to the puddle stomper to complain that she didn’t get a new bag when she already has tons.

Puddle Stomper by Owler45 November 4, 2025

Puddle baby

A baby concived from a gang bange

Wow dude your a puddle baby!

Puddle baby by Thedonwonnn December 17, 2025

Puddle Baby

When a child is conceived, but the mother has no idea who the father is, because she had a train ran on her, and she was left in a puddle of cum.

I didn't even know that Rachel had a kid. Who's the father? Nobody knows. It's a puddle baby.

Puddle Baby by anonymous March 20, 2026

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

lust puddle 

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.

Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.

lust puddle by augratin April 15, 2007

Cunt puddle 

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.

OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!

Cunt puddle by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020