Presidential Flashcards

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards

by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009

President of the United States

The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.

President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

by An Angry Human Being June 25, 2016

vice president

An individual that does his or her own job plus that of the president.
An individual with a greater workload than the president, but with little to none of the perks nor recognition.
The one who gets blamed for everything the president does wrong.

Person 1: Hey, didn't John do all of the work for that?
Person 2: Yeah, but he's only vice president, so he doesn't get any credit.

by RebeccaM1 May 7, 2013

Not My President

"Not My President" is a slogan commonly used to describe a metaphor. The President of the United States of America is factually the president. However, when people use the slogan "Not My President," they are referring to their individual vales which the current president does not represent.

Yes President Trump is literally my president, but Trump is a pathological liar, attempts to intimidate people over twitter like a "keyboard tough guy", has cheated on multiple wives - multiple times, doesn't know how to spell common words, is a massive bigot, a mild racists with a father that was a member of the KKK, extremely narcissistic with a petty childish demeanor, tremendously unjust, unforgiving control-freak with a vindictive personality that requires approval, a misogynistic, homophobic, unethical, megalomaniac, self-centered, egotistical, ignorant, incompetent, (etc.) and an embarrassment not fitting of a head of state. Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT because he doesn't represent my values.

by Draxx them Sklounst August 4, 2018

2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.

"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"

by tophertg July 6, 2004

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

El Presidente

When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.

"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."

by WombatCombat October 2, 2011