'tard patch

When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.

I have to take a shower baby, I can see my 'tard patch glowing in the dark.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

Pratham

Sexy Mofo will steal ur bitch in a sec

Most fucked up nose you'll ever see biggest cock ever

Daruis:Damn have u seen my sister

Top:oh ya she is bout to hop on prathams dick
Darius: yes my nephew will be big like his father

by John-air August 5, 2016

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

yodel patch

A woman's pussy... you know... her muff... her nookie...

How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9

Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^

by CDSmith1967 May 10, 2006

Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez November 20, 2015

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010