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postgame

Women keep their sexual activity going after an orgasm and are usually still ready for more. Men literally empty themselves through ejaculation and feel washed out, sleepy, or interested in anything but sex, at least for 20 minutes.

A guy who can keep going, who, even though he has a spent and flaccid penis, is willing to orally pleasure his woman and stay the course, is a postgame hero.
Leave me alone bitch, I ain't no postgame pussy lapper. Where's the remote?
by Chris Zizzo April 5, 2008
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postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.
by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010
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Natalie Portman'ed

As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.
Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.
by Soley Striker November 16, 2007
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postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites
Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!
by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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postmodem bipolar depression

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.
I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.
by timidmoon November 24, 2010
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Ghetto Postage

Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.
He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.
by vip77 December 22, 2008
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portmanteau

"'A large leather suitcase.' from French, port- (carry) and manteau (cloak)." Source: Dictionary.com(www.dictionary.com), retrieved 11/19/05.
"...sent her things on ahead via two steamer trunks, a hatbox, and an enormous portmanteau, covered in crocodile"
by tazio December 26, 2005
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