Poking the bear

it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.

Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.

by Ethxnol April 26, 2020

[pookins]

they act of being plump

Josh was throwing down the pookins

by Nicholas Young February 19, 2009

poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.

Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.

by MmmVomit April 16, 2014

Poking Stick

A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.

Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick

by Karyn & Shaun February 9, 2004

Poking stick

A hard dick

Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick

by Spazzy714 January 14, 2011

reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

by saIad July 23, 2019

poking out

southern slang used to take about 84's
rims that stick out from the tires

i got 84's poking out, paul wall

by bert2 July 21, 2005