Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
Get the pickle pokedmug. Guy 1: dude do you remember from the poke night yesterday
guy 2: No what, happened?
guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom
guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night
guy 2: No what, happened?
guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom
guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night
by jamesfranklinburger January 9, 2012
Get the Poke Nightmug. The act of exchanging nudes and/or video chat with another person over the internet while pleasuring yourself.
by Blazeybaby April 14, 2017
Get the pixel pokemug. by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012
Get the Poke the Whiskersmug. When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.
by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013
Get the Poking the hivemug. "Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!
by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007
Get the Coker Pokedmug. by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012
Get the Poke Smotermug.