Bullet Ploof Grass

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT

"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

Ploap

The 20th day of any month.

Pronunciation: Plowp.

Rhymes with rope.

Employee: When am I getting paid?
Boss: On the ploap of October. Are you fine with that?
Employee: OK. Sounds good enough.

A: When will we celebrate Father's Day this year?
B: June 20.
A: Oh, so it falls on the ploap this time.

by Milaneso December 31, 2021

plop

a word meaning poop

I'm gonna take a poo. *plop*

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 12, 2022

sideways-plop

Lying down clumsily while you are in a sideways position which becomes a sideways-plop.

"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"

"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."

by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022

Hawked on the plop

A technique used in popular online video game Rocket League, when someone scores directly from the kickoff. Popularised by pro team Lazer Hawkz early 2021.

Adam: Oh is it in?!?
Brad: Is that in?
Doug: HAWKED ON THE PLOP!

by darbyarby August 19, 2021

ploopy

In short: retarded

Damn he's ploopy

-or-

She is such a ploop

by princesa July 11, 2004

plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)

One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.

by joshua7437 January 16, 2008