Total mess/very deep shit. If everything in your life is bad, or if you are in depression - you say: Polniy pizdetz.
You fell from your aparment window while washing flowers? Someone took your seet in bus? Or your girlfriend left you in deep shit? That's when you can say "Polniy pizdetz".
by Ruski swear expert November 25, 2017
Get the Polniy pizdetz mug.Like "Oh my God," but used in more regrettable yet humorous situations. Comes from a lip-syncing series of Dragon Ball Z on Youtube, the full line being "oh my pride, I wish I were a carrot."
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Pride, the Seductress for she is irresistible to man. Pride, the ultimate actress, who like all women has many faces, each more beautiful than the last. Pride’s mirror shows you all that you are and her love makes you feel likes king.
Her voice is like a golden bell, pure and perfect. Pure and perfect just like you.
Her fruit is so sweet and the words of her siren song are always true but plant her seed into your hearts garden, whether man or woman, leaves your soul broken on a beach of barren sand.
The angel, the simple spirit, a shy black spider teaches us Pride’s lesson. Beautiful, terrifying, and her gentle kisses deadly poison.
No man is Pride’s master. Dare to use her golden wings called Success and fly higher then every one else. With head held high, both pauper or king, will always fall on their face. Pride makes you a Fool.
When you fall from her grace, like Icarus, you do not get back up. She is no man’s to use. Every male who treads her web is left, like the angel shows us, a lifeless husk.
Only a strong and wise woman, like a sister spider, can tread her tangled web safely for a short time. A wise woman is never proud but she can use her pride to destroy doubt and insecurity and mend the broken spirit of the people she lead. For a wise woman knows, like the angel reminds any who disturb her by flashing a bright red hour glass, that it is only a matter of time before Pride will destroy you.
Her voice is like a golden bell, pure and perfect. Pure and perfect just like you.
Her fruit is so sweet and the words of her siren song are always true but plant her seed into your hearts garden, whether man or woman, leaves your soul broken on a beach of barren sand.
The angel, the simple spirit, a shy black spider teaches us Pride’s lesson. Beautiful, terrifying, and her gentle kisses deadly poison.
No man is Pride’s master. Dare to use her golden wings called Success and fly higher then every one else. With head held high, both pauper or king, will always fall on their face. Pride makes you a Fool.
When you fall from her grace, like Icarus, you do not get back up. She is no man’s to use. Every male who treads her web is left, like the angel shows us, a lifeless husk.
Only a strong and wise woman, like a sister spider, can tread her tangled web safely for a short time. A wise woman is never proud but she can use her pride to destroy doubt and insecurity and mend the broken spirit of the people she lead. For a wise woman knows, like the angel reminds any who disturb her by flashing a bright red hour glass, that it is only a matter of time before Pride will destroy you.
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Get the Piderman mug.Very cheap vodka drunk by high school and college students. Comes in a plastic handle and a handle (1.75 L) runs for around $12. It is almost unbearable straight, without any mixer.
by James 12423 June 25, 2009
Get the Pride and Clarke mug.When straight people are so insecure in their sexuality that they need to prove it to the entire world with T-shirts, flags, parades, Facebook groups, etc. In reality, none of this is necessary because every day is straight pride day and 90% of the population is straight; therefore there is no danger in being heterosexual. Rather, it is quite mundane and expected of people, and in most societies, things that are normal are not celebrated but simply accepted.
If gay people have pride, why shouldn't straight people have it too? We deserve straight pride! We're repressed and we don't have rights, and we get killed and beat up and bullied every day for being heterosexual! And we deal with self-hatred over our sexuality too! And 40% of us have attempted suicide because we can't deal with how straight we are, and not only that, we're four times as likely to try to kill ourselves when we're teenagers! Oh wait....
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