pathecity

adj. the art of being pathetic
word found in old english transcripts from a vault buried 50 feet in the ground under a London cobblestone street.....j/k, i dont know were the heck it came from

You suffer from pathecity..
the level of pathecity in your room is intense.

by Chris Mullenix November 8, 2004

pathedisad

The act of being pathetically sad.

"Stop crying over your girlfriend, you're fucking pathedisad.

by Koooooooooosh September 17, 2008

patheticacy

The act of being pathetic or becoming pathetic.

I'm on the verge of patheticacy.

by stephanie and keshia February 28, 2008

Path Skating

When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.

The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.

by Masterfull_1992 December 21, 2009

Patheth

Patheth is short for Pathetic. The word can be used to express anger or used to explain the how inmature one is

Mary was throwing snowballs at the library to get attention.

Jack: That, my friend is toats Patheth!

Mary: Patheth? OMG I will stop because that word is so happening.

Jack: Great!

by Pawcassius December 8, 2010

Pathetically Awesomelier

When someone's innate abilities is misconstrued or misrepresented as being pathetical(sp) behavior, but in actuality these abilities make them more awesome than the average awesome person (hence the "-lier" at the end thar).

Tania: you guys are pathetical.
Jeff: We are indeed pathetical. Pathetically Awesomelier.

by That One Brown Guy May 21, 2011

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014