Paraplegic potty break

When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.

“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”

“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”

“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “

“ come on I’ll carry you there”

by Leo23560 March 29, 2022

Paramesh

Bigger than Nishant.

Person 1: Have you seen Paramesh's dick?

Person 2: Yes! It's way bigger than Nishant's.

by Sunaaaaa May 5, 2023

cub parade

A group of young men, usually very handsome and often shirtless, proudly strolling in front of older womencougars

While on vacation in Vegas, the two cougars spent hours poolside enjoying the cub parade

by Reno Katscher May 24, 2009

Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

by Alouicious August 29, 2010

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.

I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.

by onethousandninehundredninety June 4, 2014

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015