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Pandemdick

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.
Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!
by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021
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Pandemonium lunacy

Something so unsustainably absurd, something that defies basic logic and all common sense. Something so up in orbit that it breathes air on Pluto.

This could be a persons actions, idea, thoughts, political ideology -- an event or something you've seen unfold in person or through the internet and word of mouth.
1. Did you see senile Joe Biden's state of the union the other night? If you didn't you didn't miss much, it was pandemonium lunacy.

2. The average intelligence of the general population is so critically low due to Indoctrination that society has become a heightened state of pandemonium lunacy.
by F-Face Kat February 9, 2023
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Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.
The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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gande pande

A horse that loves to give people minor injuries. But is still very charming
OMG, gande pande threw me off and gave me a minor injury! I still love him though
by Fubantileif May 11, 2022
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I love the pandemic

When ur getting smoked up and u start begging for ur life
The goated French line from ainsi bas la vida
Pandemic leng
by Dogman rengs July 26, 2022
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Pi in the Pandemic

When the number π tries to keep herself fresh in the mind’s eye of mathematicians and math educators, by getting involved in the christening of new words and phrases, such as “piralysis,” “Covid-π,” and “pi in the sky”; or by letting her and other pi expressions being redefined with new meanings, often associated with Covid-19 or its variants.
Like the top billionaires who became wealthier during the coronavirus crisis, thanks to Urban Dictionary, pi in the pandemic was productive in producing a few dozen new pi-words and phrases to keep the mathematical brethren in some quasi-aha! mood in the midst of fear and pain.
by MathPlus October 14, 2021
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pandermonium

What generally happens at a gathering of Democrats (US) or generally any political party of progressives after they've spent several decades pandering to special-interest groups for cheap votes, and the chickens finally come home to roost. Typically what will happen is that during electioneering, all these special-interest groups (Black Lives Matter, Black Panthers, Feminists, Communists, Socialists, Islamic radicals, Palestinians, ISIS, etc) will crawl out of the woodwork to vie for a bigger slice of the pie and will start attacking and killing each other, stomping on the country's flag, destroying property, etc., all resulting in complete and utter chaos and pandemonium. This ridiculous spectacle will be broadcast for all to see just how bad progressives and their policies and their long-term effects are, thus ironically torpedoing their chances of winning the election. Derived from "to pander" which is a defining characteristic of progressive political parties, and "pandemonium".
Did you see this year's Democratic National Convention?? It was total pandermonium all around!
by hellznrg July 29, 2016
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