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Japanese are penetrating the Jungle

Adjective/Verb

The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.

What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005
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69 degree penetrator

A measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a compass, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.
I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
by Quick Scoping Fgt April 22, 2015
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poonetration

Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.
"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"
by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008
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Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
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Penetrating the circle

The act of being able to speak with the hot chick, if only for a fleeting moment, before her lame, fat, nasty friends that she came with realize you are there and launch a counter attack in order to get rid of you.
We wished Chris luck as he tried his hand at penetrating the circle. He stood in the shadows for some time, and just as 3 of the fat, nasty whore friends of the hot blonde broke off to swap clothes or change their tampons in the bathroom, he struck. He was able to have a conversation with the gorgeous woman for just under 30 seconds before another fat whore friend of hers, who was returning from the bar, saw what was happening and drug her away.
by Dasspam November 8, 2009
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Penistration

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.
The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.
by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006
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penitration

The act in which my huuuuuuuge dick slides in yo mommas pussy, maybee even her asshole (depends on my mood)
I enjoyed that penitration i gave yo momma
by Anal_Rejection January 23, 2018
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