Octopus

It’s what squidward is he isn’t a squid he’s an octopus

Squidward more like octo ward because he is an Octopus ... ahaha

by Ur mom is behind u turn around January 9, 2020

octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel

"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024

Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.

All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.

by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022

Tabernacle octopus

A panty raider wanting to titty-fuck the girls at the party the more 211 she drinks

You see Sabrina turn into a tabernacle octopus after that shooottttgggguuuuunnnn!!!!

by Mrbrowndeliveryd December 15, 2025