Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

big nonce

Paedophile

he look it’s jim the local big nonce

by Cocko.. January 2, 2020

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.

'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'

by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020

Fat nonce

Thomas Davis Is a fat nonce

That kid Thomas is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky

"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"

by DominicCummings September 1, 2022

Nonce

Someone who picks up under 16s at bars.

Dan picked up a 15 year old last night, what a nonce.

by Bjf713 October 27, 2017

top noch

when something is Top bannana

thats top noch mate, keep up the good work

by MrW June 5, 2005