Neurauter

God of Bass Guitar!! Pleasures women regularly with precision strokes of his massive low notes!!! Oh yeah and usually an all around cool guy too!!!

Dude last night when when we were playing that show I totally pulled a Neurauter on that chick up front.

by thesouldone February 3, 2010

neugging

to make a claim of something that you wish was yours

That SOB is neugging his best friend's mama.

by JJ Jackson November 19, 2010

neutereditus

The symptoms suffered by an individual or animal after the testicals have been either removed or made inoperable. These symptoms are often mood swings, irritability, bitchiness and surrender of will to there woman.

Me-Why the hell did Tyler not go drinking this weekend?
Him- I'm not sure. His wife must have his balls again and is suffering from neutereditus.

by ama806 June 16, 2011

neupanism

A word that is either made up or an uncommon term that is used excessively on a daily basis.

you and your ridiculous neupanisms.

by Scott Neupauer October 7, 2011

neumanning

When someone does not know where they are at or what they are doing.

That boy James has been neumanning all rehearsal. He doesn't even know what is going on right now.

by LeRoiDesOiseaux October 6, 2012

Neutron Bomb

When you enter a public restroom in order to relieve a copious quantity of the contents of the bowels, and it just so happens that the smell can only be thought of as "Eau de Subway Homeless". The result makes people choose another restroom on another floor, another building or just hold it until they get home. Neutron Bombs are frequently detonated at roadside rest stops, county park latrines, mall food courts, other people's house parties, corporate environments where you didn't get the job, corporate environments where you haven't gotten a raise in three years, corporate environments in general but not on your floor, or at the bathroom display area at a home improvement store.

"The Kung Pao Chicken from Kar Won gave me some serious rumbles. Don't go up to 6th floor, I had to drop a neutron bomb there."

"Are you kidding? Right after lunch?"

"Yeah, the fallout is leaking into the hallway."

by Junior Squid Number 3 June 29, 2013

neufriend

The gender-neutral term for a significant other (as opposed to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend")

omg, Julian, your neufriend is such a hot mess.

by 4n4lslut June 22, 2015