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get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"
"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.
by darcygaps January 6, 2012
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4chon.net

A faggot place for 4chan wannabies
I accidentally went to 4chon.net as a result of misspelling 4chan and now I like dicks
by Mr mERCURY November 10, 2013
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homestarrunner.net

What homestarrunner believes is the name of the website he's promoting.
Homestarrunner: Oh, hey yo! My name is homestarrunner, and this is homestarrunner.net.

Director: It's dot com.

Homestarrunner: Oh yeah. Homestarrunner.net, "It's dot com."
by Strongbad4ever August 26, 2003
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Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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Net Love

When someone on myspace, facebook, (etc) calls you hot, pretty, or is just loving on you. Usually used in a derogatory manner.
random message: hey girl ur hot
reply: Sorry babe, not diggin' the net love.
by bitchdown December 28, 2007
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net driver

someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn
dude john used to be my frind but now he is such a net driver he never leaves the house
by jonmar June 13, 2009
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Net Famous

Someone who is famous on internet forums, but otherwise unknown and irrelevant. Usually applied a denizen of the internet who have come to fame through substantial original contributions, to differentiate from camwhore or regular famous.
Dude, check out my Youtube video. 1300 hits! I'm net famous!
by Saaiph February 13, 2010
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