Nexterday

A cute kid's alternate for tomorrow.

I'll go to the store Nexterday, I'm too tired Today and couldn't get there Yesterday!

by C4tchM31fY0uC4n May 17, 2025

Neither

Your God isn't in charge of shit here because you take the things you read and then add little tweaks to everything and now your God is just a Frankenstein comprised of these asshole incest cultists saying to themselves "Well the book SAYS this... But REALLY he mean WHAT I THINK INSIDE OF MY OWN MIND INSTEAD..."

Hym "Neither. Your God isn't in charge of anything and if he is in charge then he is actively murdering children with aids and bugs and tumors... And they Jews. He's using the Jews as an instrument of death to starve and genocide people... But, conveniently enough, he's protecting the Jews and the Jews don't have to be slaves AND we all have to love the Jews or we're not allowed to make any money and instead the Jews own our minds and the contents of our minds and they can make money of those things without having to do it in the absence of our input. Weird. A weird and convenient jew religion that both rewards not doing what God actually apparently said AND British rapists! It rewards them both!"

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009

tempty nester

Household (or co-heads thereof) containing an overabundance of hot females, usually a family which has only produced daughters, who are now in their prime.

They never had any sons. They're tempty nesters.

by TGAP Dad December 22, 2010

rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.

I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.

by ozmatic July 22, 2011

hooter neuter

Breast reduction surgery

She got a hooter neuter to reduce her breast size from a double-D to a C cup.

by VentureKing August 6, 2012

mr neither

When you were supposed to put "Me neither" but spelt out "mr neither." You're not cheating on someone with him.

"I don't think I passed the test Dude"
"Mr neither"
"Who? In Mr Wadsworths class, who's Mr. Neither"
"Same"

by RichBoyRyan November 13, 2016