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thread the needle

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?
by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009
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threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.
mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka
by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018
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Bury the needle

When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.
"When its raining, I like to bury the needle so that the tires slip"
by Cartmaniac June 28, 2009
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clock needle

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
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dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020
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Slut Needle

A slut needle is a needle that goes into multiple guys penises for semen extraction. Then it is pumped into a women. Therefore making the woman a slut because she has multiple different types of semen inside her
Guy: Omg! you got that Slut Needle in your penis too?

Guy 2: hell yeah! It felt super cool! I can’t wait to make that girl a slut after this!
by Candogthesquirrel November 15, 2020
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Space Needle

The Space Needle is a landmark and tourist attraction in Seattle, Washington, United States.

It was built for the World Expo fair in 1962, along with the monorail system, providing transit from the Seattle Center to Westlake, a downtown shopping mall (which was built later and attached to the monorail). It was designed to look like a UFO (except they hadn't mastered the flying in one place part). When it was built, it was the tallest building in Seattle.

The Space Needle has a revolving restaurant inside the top, and an observation desk above. Inside the area of the observation deck is the gift shop and coin-operated telescopes. The observation deck was remodeled recently to add a revolving solid glass floor, which is great for those with fear of heights to look down from, and even better for the braver ones to take selfies on. The top floor is 520 feet high.

If you really want to know the rest, you can Google the Space Needle's website.
On New Years Eve 2021, due to pandemic restrictions, instead of the usual fireworks show the Space Needle put on a virtual light show that was only viewable online.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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