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National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.
I cannot wait for national bong day.
by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017
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National rape day

Bestie who mf teached you? this is just stupid let girls have there pravicy and how is rape funny in the first place this is just disgusting you should go back to school and learn how to respect womens and children. Whoever made this holiday get help please get therapy because this is just getting out of hand besides I may already have said this twice but this whole national thing is stupid as heck
random girl: have you heard of national rape day?
Random girl 2: yes I have and it shouldn't even be a thing like what its just disgusting
by +&&@&-**-*@ April 15, 2021
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National fingering day

On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it
April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl
by Foreals.net April 12, 2019
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National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes
by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018
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national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018
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national yolo day

a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th
Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.

Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro
by swagboss June 10, 2015
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National Poggers Day

National POGGERS Day is on the 18th of July, everyone is required to Pog, otherwise Socki will hunt you down.
Timmy forgot to Pog on National Poggers Day and it was the last time I saw him
by Williboo July 17, 2021
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